Halloween costumes are like Michael Bolton albums, even if the word “sexy” is attached, it always ends up being very sad when you put one on.
Now, you too can walk around your Halloween party for hours meeting your friends’ puzzled looks with “Eh? … EH??”
“PIZZA RAT!” you’ll finally reveal pretentiously, before your friends fade into the huddled masses to drink the rest of your alcohol.
*Nope. I refuse to even think of a half-joking reason. Nope.
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